Thanks to my dorky high school friends, my fairytale memories of Labyrinth were replaced by the following:
Katt: Really? Guys have to choose a pant leg to tuck their thingies into? Guy friend 1: Yup. Especially boxers. Guy friend 2: What did you think we did? Katt's girl friend 1: I always thought you tucked it under. Y'know, like away. Guy friend 2: Ouch. No. We choose a leg. Like in Labyrinth. Katt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ZOMG! Guy friend 1: ... Come on! Bowie! Tight tights! six-inch sausage down his right leg. Katt: ... I... I... Katt's girl friend 2: I have the DVD. Let's watch it! Katt: But... but... the pretty foofy dresses...
90 minutes later All the girls: *are silent* Katt's girl friend 2: I think I've officially lost my virginity after seeing Bowie's penis so much Katt: No matter how hard I try, I can't concentrate on the foofy princess dress any more. DAMN YOU ALL. Guy friend 1: I hope he was using powder or something. That must chafe. All the girls: *are horrified*
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Katt: Really? Guys have to choose a pant leg to tuck their thingies into?
Guy friend 1: Yup. Especially boxers.
Guy friend 2: What did you think we did?
Katt's girl friend 1: I always thought you tucked it under. Y'know, like away.
Guy friend 2: Ouch. No. We choose a leg. Like in Labyrinth.
Katt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ZOMG!
Guy friend 1: ... Come on! Bowie! Tight tights! six-inch sausage down his right leg.
Katt: ... I... I...
Katt's girl friend 2: I have the DVD. Let's watch it!
Katt: But... but... the pretty foofy dresses...
90 minutes later
All the girls: *are silent*
Katt's girl friend 2: I think I've officially lost my virginity after seeing Bowie's penis so much
Katt: No matter how hard I try, I can't concentrate on the foofy princess dress any more. DAMN YOU ALL.
Guy friend 1: I hope he was using powder or something. That must chafe.
All the girls: *are horrified*