Copied, since she and I don't really share F-Lists that much...

I ... just stumbled upon a link to a fic (which I will NOT link) on the Pit where Ron basically makes Hermione his prisoner, takes her wand away from her, and with the help of Molly and Arthur use some sort of pureblood magic on her that will force her to marry Ron and have his kids. Somehow (the story never really says - or if it did I skipped that part because I skimmed a lot of it) she gets away and finds Harry and tells him (as well as the reader in a display of telling instead of showing) what happened. She also asks Harry to marry her and he tells her he's always been in love. In fact he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend but never did because he saw Ron kiss her that one time in DH. (Uh, nevermind that Hermione kissed him first but when should this author let actual CANON get in her way of a ... well, I won't say good even in sarcasm ... story ...)

But that's not all! After Harry and Hermione get married they decide to get their revenge on the Weasleys. Hermione strings Ron up and cuts off his penis - taunting him while she does - and then she forces it down Ginny's throat and watches her die of asphyxiation.

I can't even. Just ... What?

The author says in her user information she reads her fan fiction to her grandkids.

I got nothing.

I gotta admit, we really are two of a few that are actually sane. It's no wonder Jo was scared of them.