I have finally realized why I am destined to only have literary children. It is for the reason below. And don't think this wouldn't happen if I had a son. I know it would, no question about it.

Thank you for posting this,
songbirdsknowmebest@Tumblr, and totally making my day. XD
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And I have to back you up there. Then again, most people wouldn't think of the Superman fan's immediate response. I really would have gone with your solution.